Haley.18. you are beautiful, no matter who you are

 

Jim’s at the dentist this morning and Steve is an actor friend of ours.

(Source: halpertbeesly)

3rd grade

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"

me: what

friend: OH MAN

OH

OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST

I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME

SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.

JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.