what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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woah thats some level-10 white person shit there
This reminds me of Dan’s “Stupid Handshakes” video.
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Lol I just got detention for being tardy…I should have said this.
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I would never cheat in a relationship
Posted on May 02, 2013 with 227,721 notes x reblog this
because that would require two people finding me attractive.
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ideal date:
- chicken strips
- nap
- make out w/ me
- watch 3 hours of parks and rec while playing with my hair
- get out of my face
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I have been waiting all year to post this.
omg
This has been in my queue for months.
I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
YESomg i didnt reblog this last year!
Happy April 25th
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